Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Quick, someone stuff a wallet in his mouth


Our President was just on the teevee talking with Brian Williams about his reading habits. He called them "ec-a-leptic." I think this means he gets spasms, rolls on the floor and drools when confronted with the prospect of reading a book...

Then again, I might be wrong...

6 comments:

JD Rhoades said...

I'd laugh but I'm too busy crying.

Anonymous said...

I'd really like to believe that you're making this up, but I know that's too much to hope for.

Bob Morris said...

Ha, I only wish I could make up stuff like that ...

The man is a mighty wordsmith ...

Bob Morris said...

Ha, I only wish I could make up stuff like that ...

The man is a mighty wordsmith ...

Anonymous said...

Would that we all could be so clever.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in Texas the village idiot is missing.