Wednesday, November 15, 2006

If I Did It, Here Is How It Would Happen

In light of the news that OJ is publishing a book about how he would have done it if he had really, you know, done it (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), a few scenarios on how the slimebag might himself be offed:

* Dragged behind a white Bronco on the 405 through LA.
* Pummelled to a pulp by Ron Goldman's father wielding one of OJ's golf clubs.
* Staked to the fifty-yard line at this Saturday's USC football game while the entire Trojans team stomps the life out of him in front of paying customers.

As for publisher/pimp Judith Regan and anyone who buys OJ's book — they deserve only slightly less punishment...

3 comments:

Debby said...

To quote that great American philosopher, Curly Fine: "Poifect!"

Ex-News-Press Lush said...

Gee, Bob, strange that a flaming liberal secular progressive such as you would chime in with Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and the rest of the suicidal talking heads on Foxy News in rejecting the First Amendment.

Is advancing age (senility?) nudging you to the radical right?

About time... Pratt threw out the liberal slop jar years ago -- proof positive in itself that God's in his heaven, all's right with the world and least-expected miracles never cease.

Proud of ya, boy.

But, secretly, you always were an Uzi kind of guy...

Now that you've buried the First, let's now have a few words in praise and support of the Second Amendment!!!

If OJ's slutty ex and her wimpy, quiche-sucking item had been armed, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation, operating on the time-honored theory that it's really stupid to bring a Buck knife to a gunfight.

Jack Kennedy challenged the nation to "ask what you can do for your country..."

I'd venture that a good place to start would be by shooting a couple of undocumented beaners tomorrow.

Bob said...
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