Tuesday, March 06, 2012

DIRTY JOKE ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS

So this guy is driving down the Florida Keys and he stops at a roadside joint. There's a good-looking woman working the takeout window. Sign on the wall behind her says:

Conch fritters: $5
Grouper sandwiches: $10
Hand jobs: $15

Guy asks the woman: "You the one who gives hand jobs?"

She smiles and says: "Why, yes, I am."

Guy says: "So wash your damn hands and give me a grouper sandwich."

2 comments:

George Rome said...

Well, if I had $30 in my pocket it would be a great day.

Laura Barr said...

Bob -- Shouldn't crabs be on the menu, too?